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Orbital Argument

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"Some people say light is waves, and some say it's particles, so I bet light is some in-between thing that's both wave and particle depending on how you look at it. Am I right?" "YES, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE!"
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mw
50 days ago
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Frame of reference, frame of reference, frame of reference.
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Covarr
50 days ago
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The Earth and the Sun both orbit Venus.
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silberbaer
52 days ago
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He *would* be right by accident, if the sun and the earth were the only two objects in the solar system.
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kfet
52 days ago
Center of the Milky Way is what they mean
silberbaer
52 days ago
@kfet: ...no. That is not what they mean. They are talking about the barycenter. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barycenter_(astronomy)
geordie
52 days ago
I think the truth is somewhere in the middle... it is somewhere between Sagittarius A* and the Solar System's barycenter. And for the humor impaired I agree that Munroe was referring to the barycenter.
JayM
52 days ago
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Ha
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Always Use Crosswalks

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Liz is such a charmer

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114 days ago
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Hehe
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Dimensional Chess

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In Dimensional Chess, every move is annotated '?!'.
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mw
1062 days ago
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What does "behind" even mean here anyway?
jlvanderzwan
1062 days ago
Next up: polar coordinate chess
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1062 days ago
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In Dimensional Chess, every move is annotated '?!'.

Tally Ho

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mw
2546 days ago
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Are those Loebs on Claire's shelf?
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Algorithms

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There was a schism in 2007, when a sect advocating OpenOffice created a fork of Sunday.xlsx and maintained it independently for several months. The efforts to reconcile the conflicting schedules led to the reinvention, within the cells of the spreadsheet, of modern version control.
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mw
2925 days ago
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I would have expected a schism instead of the reinvention of DVCS.
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Cthulhux
2925 days ago
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I wonder how many people will understand the leftpad joke in 10 years.
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2925 days ago
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Not shown on the right due to scale: “Enterprise software requirements as documented by the customer”
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jlvanderzwan
2924 days ago
I bet Felienne Hermans is loving this
Covarr
2925 days ago
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Where does the algorithm for determining what restaurant to go to on date night lie on this chart?
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ddmf
2925 days ago
"I'm happy to go anywhere." "What about xxx" "No, I don't want xxx, but I don't mind where"
Brstrk
2925 days ago
boolean suitableRestaurant(int choiceID, BogoBogoSort dateMindset) {return false;}
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2925 days ago
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There was a schism in 2007, when a sect advocating OpenOffice created a fork of Sunday.xlsx and maintained it independently for several months. The efforts to reconcile the conflicting schedules led to the reinvention, within the cells of the spreadsheet, of modern version control.
reconbot
2925 days ago
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Attacking complex Excel sheets is a source of most of my income
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Websl
2925 days ago
Haha. It's part of my job too...
c_dave
2925 days ago
part of my job too.
Cthulhux
2925 days ago
"Attacking" is easy. The problem is that, most of the time, they must not be deleted for that.
spiffytech
2925 days ago
Where do you find jobs attacking spreadsheets?
Ironica
2924 days ago
Unfortunately, a good bit of my job consists of using Excel spreadsheets to mitigate the shortcomings of an actual honest-to-Godzilla database. It's a *bad* database.
amijangos
2923 days ago
I, Satya Nadella, do hereby dub thee, reconbot, Knight of the God-Aweful Excel Sheets, may your courage and devotion become a shining example to the people of the M$ Empire Pro 2016 Ultimate.

the dinosaur comics players in: i dunno, some politics thing

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mw
2940 days ago
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We should care about farm subsidies.
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